*Timestamps are approximate*

0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

0:01   – – – AD MARKER – – –

0:01 Jason is off, Ryan’s hard launch

0:11 Ryan’s interest

0:16 Lady who made digital court appearance while driving a car

0:20 Open A.I. have shelved their plans to launch an erotic chat bot

0:26 Guy who loves to fix things and offers free fixit services

0:30   NEWS

0:31 Police arrest the husband of a woman who suspiciously disappeared

0:33 Woman is hospitalized by a catapillar

0:41 Door blew open on a plane during flight

0:45 Jar of Nutella floated by on an Artimus live stream

0:51 Family’s dog taken by a delivery driver

0:51 Another stolen dog returned to his family

0:54 Dog saved family & their livestock from bear

0:59   – – – AD MARKER – – –

1:00 Jason is off today

1:02   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:02 The Masters starts tody

1:06 Loonie Dog night for Bliue Jays home hames

1:09 Strange foods that you can buy in MLB stadiums this year

1:17 Michael J. Fox was reported dead on CNN, he was not

1:17 The woman who sold Matthew Perry the drugs that killed him has been sentenced

1:28 Nikki Glaser says she kind of likes it when her boyfriend hooks up with other women

1:31 Kris Jenner has become an idol on Chinese social media

1:37   – – – AD MARKER – – –

1:39   WHITE TRASH ALERT

1:39 Guy stole a semi-truck full of beer

1:47 2 guys arrested for driving around with a gator strapped to the top of their car

1:49 “Pamper and Dash”, when people run out on salon and spa bills

2:02 Video of 2 ladies fighting over a coffin after learning that they were both dating the deceased

2:07 Fight in line at a Chick Fil-A leads to gun fire

2:12 Viral video of police failed attempt to apprehend suspect

2:15 Ladies are going crazy over Laguna Beach’s Firefighter of the Year

2:20 Guy had 4″ removed from his penis

2:28   – – – AD MARKER – – –

2:29   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:29 Guy refused to pay for gas because money “isn’t real”

2:32 Trash dumped on driveway over a payment dispute

2:36 Police targeting distracted drivers by riding on buses

2:41 Are men’s or women’s farts worse according to science?

2:47 78-year-old woman says she is too old for jury duty, but they keep asking her

2:51 Chick Fil-A employee found $10k in cash, returned it

2:57   – – – AD MARKER – – –

2:59   NEWS

2:59 Family got trapped in their storm shelter

3:02 Another piece of junk fell to Earth from space

3:05 Deputies save a woman who can’t swim after driving into a retention pond

3:09   – – – AD MARKER – – –

3:11 Expert believes A.I. could reduce number of days worked from 4 to 5 per week

3:13 How chocolate, cheese and yogurt can help you live longer

3:15 Things you’ve stopped buying because it has become too expensive

3:22   – – – AD MARKER – – –

3:24   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

3:24 Guy got stuck in chimney while breaking into a home

  END OF SHOW