Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why a woman held a repair man hostage, the poet with a micro-dong, a scorpion stung a guy right in the balls, a criminal who was arrested while pooping, where cops uncovered a concealed dildo, nude deliveries, a perv who listens to sex sounds, using a gift card on a first date, what exactly goes down at the diaper spa, what happened after an old guy slapped a waitress, what was on a postcard that made an old woman try to kill her husband and more!