Dad Busted Pleasuring Himself at a Bus Stop After a Late Night Drinking Session
When you’re sitting at a bus stop, the only thing that should be coming is the bus. In Australia, a man was caught red-handed, so to speak, having his way…
When you’re sitting at a bus stop, the only thing that should be coming is the bus.
In Australia, a man was caught red-handed, so to speak, having his way with himself in broad daylight after a “late-night drinking session at his employer’s house.”
Kip Perrin was slapped with an indecent exposure charge after his 7am monkey-spanking session. Passerby's could see the dad sitting on the ground going to town on himself where he went at it for over an hour.
One of witnesses called authorities and when police arrived Perrin stood up and dressed himself before walking away. He later turned himself in after CCTV footage of the act of self pleasure was released.
Dave and Chuck’s Top Mugshots of 2022
Some of you did some mischievous things in 2022 giving us the top mugshots of 2022! Hoping for a more legal year in 2023!
Probably Higher Than You Think
We hope he learns his lesson in 2023!
That's One Place To Store Things
Listen, your body, your choice but make sure the items belong to you!
Cue Up 'Saturday Night's Alright'
You think his parents were bigger fans of 'Crocodile Rock' or 'Tiny Dancer?'
He-Man Would NEVER Do This!
Yikes times 1000!
You Can Purchase These On The Internet
You can purchase used under garments on the Internet for anyone considering doing this.
He Certainly Stole James and Chuck's
Stole some hearts after stealing some items.
Who Doesn't Love a Man in Uniform?
Still can't do this though.
Applying Make-Up is Hard
Anyone who's ever attempted doing make-up for a night out or a Halloween costume knows, it can be tough!
We Don't Recommend This
Based on his mugshot, we assume he's had other things up there as well.
That's Not The Law
Once again, don't take your clothes off in public.
50 Shades of Yowza!
That escalated quickly.
Caught Red Handed
Dead ringer in the police line-up.
Face Tat Distraction
Maybe he thought people wouldn't notice because of his rad face tattoos?
Don't Livestream Your Crime
Weird flex.
She's Got Attitude
It's one thing to say it, but it's a whole different level to get it tattooed on your neck!
Straight Outta Florida
Only a handful of places this would happen in the States.
No Means No
Consent is key, people.
Always Lock Your Doors
Lock your doors no matter what!
That's Not A Motor Vehicle
Can't drive a golf cart drunk. Can't drive a golf cart on the highway.
History Repeats Itself
Can't way we didn't see this one coming.
Talk About Cutting Corners
Do your research before you hire someone.
It Was A Joke!
Sure, sure. But just to be safe, we're going to arrest you.
We Have Some Questions
How? What?
