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Naked And Afraid Contestant Has The Worst Penis Luck

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A Naked & Afraid contestant has the worst penis luck! (Photo By Getty Images)

A Naked and Afraid contestant has the worst penis luck. One year after suffering a burn on his penis during the show, he got a tick stuck to it!

That’s the last place you want to find a tick. Meet Sam Mouzer, also known as the Naked & Afraid contestant who has the worst penis luck.

Naked And Afraid Contestant Finds Tick On Penis

According to TMZ, Sam burned his penis the first time he appeared on the show and this time around he’s featured on Naked & Afraid XL and quickly got attention on the show for getting a tick on his penis. It all happened while they were filming in the Colombian Badlands.

During his first appearance on the show, he fell asleep next to an open fire and burned his private parts while sleeping. Now, his poor junk is being put through trauma again. In a video from the scene, he’s seen showing the others out there with him what’s burrowed deep into his penis after it went further in when he had a failed attempt to remove it. Ouch! I don’t know which one would be worse! The burn or the tick? I want absolutely nothing to do with either one! No, thank you!

They say third time’s the charm and if I were him I wouldn’t want anything to happen a third time down there. Two things happening within a year is enough to last a lifetime, if you ask me. Of course, when you agree to go on Naked & Afraid one time you know this could happen. When you appear a second time on the hit show, you know it’s becoming a real possibility that something bad could happen. However, I doubt we’ve seen the last of Sam on the show. Once a show makes you famous and you become one of the most well-known contestants from the show they seem to bring you back.

Interested in seeing more? Check out some videos the Naked and Afraid contestant with the worst penis luck below! You can check out an interview he did with TMZ here or see the scene play out on X (formerly Twitter) here!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Oh, America the beautiful. Across our wonderful continent of North America you’ll find amazing, adorable animals. However, you’ll also find creatures that are incredibly dangerous. Here are 5 animals in North America that could kill you.

Now, just because they can kill you doesn’t mean they’re out to do it. Yet, it means they have the possibility of doing so! So, it’s best to be aware!

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Well, some of these animals you’re probably already well aware could kill you. However, some of these animals you might not know can kill you. Or, maybe you don’t know they’re actually around! Hey, like NBC used to say, “The More You Know.”

Naturally, there are many more than 5 animals in North America capable of killing you. There are countless. Some may be big powerful animals. Others may be poisonous. It’s important to know what’s out there. These animals could be lurking in your basement. They could be outside your home. Or, they could be all the way across the country from you and pose absolutely no risk of danger or harm.

Of course, when you only select five animals to talk about, you’re leaving a lot on the cutting room floor. So, you won’t hear about any sharks on the list. We know they can kill you. Additionally, jaguars, mountain lions, and American Bison didn’t make the list. That’s right. Bison can kill you, and they have! Not only are Bison huge animals, but they also have horns! Several ways they can take you out. It’s not just limited to a stampede.

Furthermore, I’m counting an “animal” as anything in the Animal Kingdom. They may be reptiles, amphibians, insects, and more. I’m counting them all as animals. I don’t want to hear that “technically, arachnids aren’t animals” or anything. Let’s just relax and have fun.

These 5 Animals Found In America Could Kill You

  • Grizzly Bears

    Grizzly Bears are incredibly dangerous! They’re also massive. They have sharp claws. Additionally, they have very sharp teeth and brute strength. There is no shortage in the ways a Grizzly could kill you. They’re very popular up in Alaska and Western Canada.

  • Alligators

    Alligators are dangerous animals. They’re ancient, smart, and deadly. According to USA Today, alligators have been responsible for 33 human deaths in the last 50 years. Not a great way to go. They’re quicker than you’d think. Then, sneaky, too! Uh oh.

  • Arizona Bark Scorpions

    These small light brown scorpions are deadly! They have venom that is painful and potentially deadly. You don’t want to be stung by one of these. Note that they are nocturnal and are common in southern California, southern Arizona, southern Nevada, and parts of Utah and New Mexico. Black lights can help you spot them at night.

  • Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    This species of rattlesnake is endemic to the Southeastern United States. Of course, there are other common rattlesnakes found across the country that are also deadly. They like to live in upland dry pine forests, flatwoods, sandhills, and coastal maritime hammocks. Also, they are excellent swimmers! So, don’t try to get away by swimming. They’ll catch you! It’s said to be the most dangerous venomous snake in all of North America.

  • Brown Recluse Spider

    The Brown Recluse Spider has necrotic venom. Their bites will often require medical attention. It is one of three spiders in North America with dangerous venom along with the Black Widow and Chilean Recluse. They’re mostly found in the Central United States. They are very dangerous and harmful to the older community and younger individuals. They’re typically between 6 and 20 millimeters.

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