Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about secret shoppers, dirty bathrooms, saying “I love you” too early, girl fight at Popeye’s, too old to rent a car, Gaylord man stabbed in the butt, woman compacted by garbage truck, too much kabob, Deep Fakes, Kanye vs TMZ, Elmo checks in, We Are The World Documentary, What’s Up His Butt?, Florida man wants in the kitchen, husband receives mail that makes his wife want to kill him, Hot Or Not?, what sex act did you try that didn’t work?, worst marriage proposals, who should negotiate with the aliens?, escaping a coffin, new emojis, National Croissant Day, pizza and guacamole, olive oil drinks from Starbucks, free Kerry Gold Butter, drove car into flooded ditch, volunteer Fire Fighter starts fire, weed on a cruise, man steals $1,700 in gas, Arby’s covering students’ debt, Thailand woman shares joy ride with a lion, and more!