Pube Fire!
Have You Ever Heard Of A Guy Starting A Pube Fire After Good Sex?!
Every single time we open the Dave and Chuck lines, we are asking for trouble. The amount of crazy stories that we’ve received over the years have been entertaining beyond belief. But one in particular today about a pube fire is something that we have amazingly never heard of before, and might never hear again.
Dave wanted to hear from listeners about the crazy reason they stopped dating someone. And as always, we want to hear from the people who have been dumped for a crazy reason as well. It starts with a guy who was dumped because his girlfriend said that his place was too clean. Tame in comparison to what was going to come through the lines later.
A couple farters, a woman with hairy nipples, stuff that we were kind of expecting to hear and not all that crazy. Some of the stuff we heard today would definitely be grounds for a break-up actually.
Then, the pube fire. A woman called in anonymously with voice-changing technology to share with us a tale that had us laughing uncontrollably. She said that after having sex with a guy, she heard a hissing noise and couldn’t figure out what it was. And then, he lit his pubic hair on fire exclaiming that it was the best sex he’s ever had. We couldn’t believe it and she even said she’s never heard anyone mention something similar either.
That call won the day for sure but let’s not forget about the lady with alligator skin. A guy from South Carolina called us and said he was going to hook up with a chick when he noticed her skin. He said it was like “alligator skin”. He wouldn’t complete the deal but did end up receiving some oral before ending the night.
If you don’t know what Andy and Chuck are referencing, you can see it here just for some context. It’s Jimi Hendrix lighting his guitar on fire at the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival.
If you honestly think you could have a crazier reason than a pube fire for breaking-up with someone please e-mail us. [email protected].
