Peni$ Statue Panic

A Phallic Stone Statue Has Caused Controversy In A Canadian Town If you're looking for breaking dong news, we are your number one source. And today, we heard about a Canadian town that has some controversy after a phallic stone statue has upset neighbors. We had quite the investigation going on today while talking about this stone statue! According to CTV News, "An Amherstburg resident is calling for the town to take action in response to an “offensive” display on a neighbour’s lawn. Judy Carney has complained to the town about the phallic-shaped sculpture only to be told there is nothing Town Hall can do. Placed upright, the approximately 4-foot-long statue is clearly visible from the street of the quiet neighbourhood. “I’m sure lots of people are going to laugh when they see this because it’s a bit shocking. I don’t think after two months it’s funny,” Carney said. Carney says she and several other area residents have filed complaints to the town over the sculpture. The design, which they describe as lewd, could be seen by the many students who pass through the area, Carney worries. “I mean, this is a school-busy road. It’s got school busses, elementary and secondary [school busses] going up and down. The only Transit Windsor bus that comes to them goes past this house four times a day,” Carney told CTV News on Wednesday morning." Immediately, we assumed the person who put this up must be a Dave and Chuck listener. And if not, someone who is would know the person. And, we were right. After getting some intel from listeners, we were able to track down the person responsible. Also, we received updates about the stone statute. It turns out, the homeowners have now decorated the 4-foot phallic statue for Easter. You will be able to see all the pictures when you watch the video.