Are You Crack Aware?

We have all unfortunately caught a glimpse of a butt crack. Someone is bending over, or their belt has failed the, and a little bit of the butt peeks out the top of the pants. It sucks, and even a dainty man like myself has shown a little too much top butt accidentally. Did you know they sell underwear to help prevent showing your crack? Well, now you do.

Dave started a segment by asking if anyone else is worried about showing their butt crack. He has an awareness and does his best to keep his pants pulled up, and his shirt pulled down while sitting in the studio. No one wants their butt to make a Peep Show, or be seen by other members of the show.

Chuck and Andy say that as bigger guys, they are more concerned with their guts hanging out due to shirt rising situation than a crack incident. They do their best to keep their shirts pulled down because sometimes when acting out characters, their shirts can start rising on them.

This led us to finding a specific type of underwear that is meant to prevent you from showing crack. It's a male onesie. It's like long underwear that you'd wear in the cold, but it stops right at your butt. It seriously looks like a baby onesie. Buttons and all at the crotch.

You wouldn't want someone to see you in one of these onesies. It's a pretty vulnerable state to be in. But, if you have a crack showing problem, no one would ever know you had this onesie on while wearing pants. The models are all pantsless, but we assume you wouldn't be wearing just the onesie around town.

At the end of the day, you do what you have to do what you have to do to protect your butt crack from showing. Keep it up!

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