Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Eat Her Cooking

A Florida woman reportedly stabbed her boyfriend because he wouldn't eat her cooking! Always eat the food!

If your lady cooks you a meal, it's probably best you eat it. Then, not only do you have to eat it but you better like it! If you show any signs of not liking it you might be in trouble or you might hurt her feelings and you don't want that. Some people will handle it differently than others. Some will cry and be upset and never cook for you again. Others will go on the attack. Well, that's what this Florida woman seemed to do after her boyfriend wouldn't eat her cooking. Now, the 43-year-old Florida woman has been arrested for aggravated battery for stabbing her boyfriend.

According to Coral Springs Talk, it happened in Coral Springs, Florida. When officers arrived on scene they reportedly found 43-year-old Nativita Auguste attempting to hide in the bushes of a neighboring building. The victim informed police what had just happened and that he believed it happened because of his reluctance to eat her cooking.

Thankfully, a witness was able to call 911 during the attack and she was brought into custody without incident. The victim had to get stitches to treat his injuries. You can see her mugshot provided by the Broward County Main Jail below.

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

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