The Targashians — oops, we mean the Kardashians — channeled their inner Westeros in a hilarious spoof of House of the Dragon on The Late Late Show With James Corden yesterday (September 21).
The show opens on newly-crowned King Keith Targashian, played by Corden. He offers a pardon to one of his most “grievous” of enemies, Grayson Lannister — but not before his little sister Kim Targashian proudly bursts into the room with their severed head.
“I literally just pardoned him!” the king exclaims, to which Kim retorts, “Why? He’s so uninteresting. He added nothing to this kingdom.”
The episode then dives into The Kardashians‘ signature direct-to-camera interviews. Kim and “King Keith” share their thoughts on who should be in charge of the kingdom. Kim is quick to list her many business endeavors within Westeros. “I run the Armored Shapewear line, the Greyscale Cosmetics company, dungeon reform. What else am I forgetting? Oh, body butter.”
After Kim tries to poison King Keith with a smoothie, he yells for their mother, Kris Jenner, who is the “momager” of dragons. Kris oversees Kim’s Jouster’s Illustrated “cover shoot” which involves a five to six-day-long portrait painting session. King Keith crashes the session to yell at Kim for breaking open his prized dragon egg. “The yolk gives the most next-level body shimmer! This is Jouster’s Illustrated!” Kim fires back. “Your jealousy is really toxic right now.”
The family comes together to mend fences in the end, with Keith offering Kim a bouquet of “revenge bodies” featuring the severed body parts of her “haters,” while Kim gifts her brother a dragon egg that she “stole from Khloe’s baby.” The siblings then decide to team up and share the throne, just before a shrouded mystery figure enters the Red Keep to cut them both down with an axe.
“There’s only one King in this Kingdom and it’s King Kylie, bitches,” Kylie Jenner deadpans, before bursting into song: “Rise and shine, the throne is mine!”
Watch the skit below:
The first episode of Season 2 of The Kardashians is now streaming on Hulu.