A couple bought a scooter at a 99 Cent Store, and it came with a User Manual that is so senseless, it’s hilarious. Here are some of the notices and warnings. (The grammar and misspellings are verbatim from the manual.)
Don’t close fire . . . Must company with adults . . . When baby is riding, the protecting people should company to insure the safety . . . When riding, please keep the speed under the walk speed . . .
Please ride on the plainess ground . . . Please don’t ride on the forbidden place and ride in rain day or on the slide road . . . Don’t make the hands and legs around the wheel and the turning part.