Dave and Chuck the Freak

A 30-year-old man has admitted to robbing a bank in Missouri earlier this year. He did it by handing a teller a note written with a pink highlighter.

The paper he used was actually the back of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE!  He also was wearing an ankle monitor from a previous court issue so it was very easy to prove he was there. The total amount taken in the heist…$754

The whole thing, according to the man, was done to prove a point to his lover.  No one knows what point that was though…He’s facing up to 20 years in prison.