Dave and Chuck the Freak

If you’ve every listened to Dave and Chuck ‘the Freak,’ you know a percentage of the show has issues with some condiments. Specifically mayonnaise. Personally, I don’t see the big deal. I’m not saying I’m one of those weirdos who wants to guzzle a gallon of it, but mayo is great on a burger, chicken pita and it’s actually great to use instead of egg when breading chicken breasts or thighs.

That being said, I think it’s time for Hellmann’s to go home. They’re obviously drunk. They partnered up with a mixologist who says that you can actually swap out the egg and the nog when making a boozy, nog drink with mayo and it’ll be delicious. In fact, they also made Snickerdoodle Mayo Cookies. Honestly, the cookies might be okay.

Maybe my hang up is that I don’t like eggnog. My brother will drink it until he’s sick. (He’s 38 and does it every year.) Maybe I can get him to try this mayo nightmare recipe or maybe we can get Dave and Chuck ‘the Freak’ to test it out on their next taste test video. I imagine Chuck “calling in sick” that day. The link to the boozy, mayo recipe is below. If you feel like giving it a try, let us know how it is!

Hellmann's Mayo-Nog Makes an Already Divisive Holiday Drink Even More Controversial

It's a question I ask myself every Christmas season: What exactly is a "nog"? Most dictionaries define it as a shortened version of " eggnog." But how much egg do you really need to make it a full-blown "nog"? According to Hellmann's, you need however much egg is in its mayonnaise.