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Hot or Not?: A Stripper Battered Her Ex with a Wad of Cash

By James // Dave & Chuck the Freak March 6th

A 29-year-old stripper in Florida got arrested for battery last week . . . after hitting her ex-boyfriend in the head with a big wad of cash.

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Wayne's World: 10 Best Quotes from the SNL Movie

Wayne’s World hit theaters on February 14, 1992. It remains one of the best Saturday Night Live sketches that evolved into a film.

Per Box Office Mojo, Wayne’s World had a budget of $20 million and grossed over $183 million worldwide. Of that worldwide gross, $121.6 million came from the United States alone. Needless to say, that kind of profit made the producers say “SCHWING!”

Without a doubt, it is 95 minutes of comedic genius that still resonates to this day, especially if you’re a rocker. Want proof? Look at this selection of the best Wayne’s World quotes. They make us feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

 

  • 'Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.'

  • 'No Stairway. Denied!'

  • 'I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?'

  • 'I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!'

  • 'Actually, it's pronounced 'mill-e-wah-que' which is Algonquin for 'the good land.' and 'WE’RE NOT WORTHY!'

  • 'Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.'

  • 'Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?'

  • 'Or, imagine being magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi. I'm in... Delaware.'

  • 'I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

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