A couple of years ago we heard about a woman who accidentally put glue in her eye and had to be hospitalized.  The same thing happened last Saturday to Jennifer Eversole from Santa Rosa, California.

A video of herself IN the hospital telling the story has gone viral.  Her big mistake was having the eyedrops bottle sitting next to the Super Glue bottle in the bathroom.  She had just gotten out of the shower and grabbed the wrong one.

She knew it was a mistake when her eye started burning, so her husband called an ambulance.  She was treated with ice, an ointment, and special eyedrops.  In the video you can SEE that her left eyelid is still glued shut.

She later posted an update on her eye status. You can see a big glob of the glue stuck on the end of her eyelashes.

@mamaeversole

Replying to @Sarcastic Moth #greenscreenvideo ❤️❤️💔💔

♬ original sound - Jennifer Eversole

15 ‘Seinfeld’-isms We Now Use in Everyday Life

Jerry Seinfeld celebrates his birthday today (April 29), and we’re so happy, we feel like dancing!

 

In the vein of that iconic moment, we’d all be kidding ourselves if we said we didn’t use some sort of Seinfeld-ism on a daily basis, and be honest, so do you!  While there are countless phrases and moments that have become part of the pop culture lexicon, here are our 15 favorite Seinfeld-isms.

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  • 'Hello…Newman'

    Know someone you can’t stand?  Ever greet them with the same disdain?  Stop kidding yourself; yes, you have!

  • Festivus

    People celebrate Festivus now.  Seriously, here’s a Festivus pole for sale on Amazon!

  • The Jerk Store

    We’ve met a lot of people in our day that belong in The Jerk Store.

  • 'You’re So Good Looking'

    …And sneezes have never been the same!

  • 'Shrinkage'

    HE WAS IN THE POOL!

  • '…Not that there’s anything wrong with that'

    Easily one of the most versatile Seinfeld-isms from the whole series.

  • 'No soup for you!'

    Soup!  Seinfeld has changed the way we look at soup since this classic episode!

  • 'Spare a square

    You know a show is influential when you could be sitting on the toilet and think about it.

  • Man hands

    Jerry was always picky about his women, but this was easily one of our favorite “deal breakers” of his.

  • 'Master of your domain

    Really…this entire episode is a prime example of just how good the writing was.

  • 'Sponge-worthy'

    The fact that Luke from Gilmore Girls is the one trying to prove himself to be “sponge-worthy” makes this clip even better.

  • 'Yada Yada Yada'

    Anyone else “yada yada’d” sex?  Anyone…anyone?

  • Regifting

    Some of us have “regifted” pre-Seinfeld, but they helped coin the term.

  • Schmoopie

    This writer’s in-laws call each other “schmoopie.” Even though they’re just kidding around, it’s still gross.

  • 'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'

    Regardless of the type of pretzel, it’s hard not to think of this Seinfeld-ism when you’re eating them.

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