Florida Woman Arrested For Throwing A Sausage At A Gas Station Clerk
All it takes is a sausage and a can of Coke to get you a visit from the local police department. A Florida woman was arrested for throwing a sausage at a gas station clerk.
In Marion County, Florida, De’Asia Cobb was arrested and charged with “battery and disorderly conduct” after an alleged altercation at a Kwik King convenience store. Reportedly, it all started when Cobb called out the cashier on duty for not handling her two transactions at the same time.
The two started a shouting match. Then, Cobb allegedly grabbed a sausage hot tray and hurled it along with the tongs hitting the cashier on the wrist and leg. The cashier then picked the sausage up from the floor, followed Cobb outside, and threw it at Cobb’s car.
That sparked the Cobb to get out of the car and not to be outdone, allegedly threw the can of Coke she’d just purchased at the cashier but missed this time.
Cobb was arrested and given $1,500 bond and was all smiles while posing for the mug shot. No word on what kind of sausage was being so cruelly used as a weapon. Cue up Austin Powers, “Who throws a shoe?” It really does make you wonder what could be going on in someone’s life to make them use a sausage or a coke can as a weapon. Especially after you’ve purchased it. She could have used a much more violent weapon so it’s probably best it was a sausage, but still. We’re also not surprised that it was a Florida woman who was arrested for throwing a sausage.
As the world appears to get a little nuttier each day, this is a great time to reflect. Does the circumstance you’re in require protecting yourself with casing sealed meat? More than likely not.
And let us not forget, sausage in itself could be a weapon against your health. If you’re going to spend your hard earned money on a savory sausage treat that could potentially cause health issues, don’t throw it at someone.
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