Florida Man Loses His Mind After Someone Took His Parking Spot

December 1st, 2023 8:14 AM

Here’s a viral video that combines “Florida man” AND Black Friday.

In a combo almost as powerful as the Megazord when all the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers joined up. This Florida man shows what happens when you cross him in a parking lot dispute.

According to a user on TikTok, some guy was convinced someone stole his parking spot at a mall, so he got out of his car and threatened the driver and her passenger.

In the video posted to TikTok, which can seen below, he bangs on the windows, yells, and kicks a door so hard it leaves a dent. The passenger in the car is filming him . . . and she eventually calls the cops. He hangs around for a while yelling at other people, and then leaves.

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REPOST: *tiktok this is for “entertainment purposes”* this really got taken doen for “harassment and bullying” but im spreading awareness lmk if anyone knows this guy
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One question we always have about these situations is, what did this old guy expect to happen after he threatens the driver? That they were just going to back out and leave the spot? Was he not worried about getting his own old ass kicked? Think things thru people!

Here is a follow-up video on the situation. Which MAY not be worth your time watching since the person who posted it even called it a “very underwhelming pt. 2” You can check it out below.

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Replying to @Chaoscomic he ended up leaving bc he realized the cops were coming. we waited like 5 min until we went inside and as we were walking inside the mall we saw a Chandler Police car driving around but they never came over to the car from what we saw. we told the dispatcher that we didnt want to file a report but asked him to take note of the situation and description in case anything else happened involving him. THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE QUEEN WHO STUCK UP FOR US 💗💗💗
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This seems very familiar to a situation our very own Dave was involved in a few years back. Except Dave was the aggressor and the one threatening the old guy who we all assume was likely a veteran. Dave told the story on air about the time he got into a verbal dispute with an old man in a Florida parking lot. Maybe it’s just a Florida parking lot thing…

Anyways, Chuck the Freak is still offering a cash reward for anyone who captured the Dave parking lot altercation on video. You can reach out to him and maybe he will get back to you if he’s not busy metal detecting or playing video games.

Caution! 5 Things You Should Never Do Drunk

At the time, it may sound like a fun idea. You might even be able to talk yourself into believing it will be a good time and positive things will come out of it. However, I must proceed to warn you to act with caution. These are 5 things you should never do drunk. If you do, you’re very likely going to regret it.

You may have heard of liquid courage. It’s the term we’ve given to that phenomena where you have feelings of self-confidence and self-assuredness after consuming alcohol. For example, when you’re at the bar and you’ve had a couple of drinks and you aren’t scared to talk to that girl you’ve never met who’s sitting next to you. Usually, you wouldn’t speak to her. You’d be too shy or feel awkward. However, with liquid courage, you’re ready to approach.

Understanding Liquid Courage

In reality, the alcohol didn’t actually make you brave. In fact, alcohol causes our brain to release the chemical dopamine, which is a hormone that deals with motivation and rewards. According to The Guest House, the confidence isn’t real, the alcohol has changed our perception. That feeling of confidence and re-assuredness is actually a false sense of those things. That’s where alcohol and its dependency can become a real problem for people. We believe that confidence is real and begin to depend on alcohol to help us in those situations, creating what could be a very slippery slope.

Unfortunately, that false sense of confidence isn’t the only problem with alcohol. Truth is, people do some dumb things when they’re drinking. Sure, there are fun things, as well. However, that’s not what we’re talking about right now. To avoid creating any problems or drama, these are five things you should never do drunk.

Some things on the list are obvious, but still need to be pointed out. Others, you might need a reminder for. Hopefully, you aren’t doing any of these five things that you should never do drunk. You could get arrested, in trouble, dumped, or worse. Stick to having fun and enjoying yourself when you choose to have some drinks. In order to do that, you’re going to want to avoid making these mistakes!

5 Things You Should Never Do Drunk

Drive
First and foremost, this needs to be said. Don’t drink and drive. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. There’s nothing cool about it. Call a Ride Share or find a Designated Driver. Always try to plan ahead and know drinking and driving is not worth it.

Think about the consequences. Don’t drink and drive! (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Text Your Ex
They don’t call it “liquid courage” for nothing. Don’t reach out to your ex after (or while) you’ve been drinking. Don’t text. Don’t call. Don’t DM. Leave it be. You’ll definitely regret it in the morning. A drunk text at 2am on a Wednesday isn’t going to help you win her back, I promise. It’ll likely end up doing more harm than good.

Hopefully, she isn’t texting her ex. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
Athletic Activities
It may sound fun in your mind, but your body isn’t ready for it. One wrong movement and there goes your ankle. Save the heroics for when you’re sober.

He’s okay to run because I assume he hasn’t been drinking. (Photo by Ian Walton/Getty Images)
Make An Impulsive Purchase
Keep off the internet when you’ve been drinking. Otherwise, a couple days later you’ll receive a package of $100 worth of hot sauce from Amazon. Trust me, I’ve been there. You don’t have room to store all these random bottles of hot sauce. Put it in your cart, sure. However, don’t buy it. Sleep on it.

Online shopping (Photo illustration by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)
Make Plans
Don’t make plans when you’re drunk. Sober You likely won’t appreciate the plans Drunk You made the night before. You don’t even like horses, why would you agree to go clean up a stable??

Cheers! Hopefully, nobody regrets making these plans. (Photo by Marco Di Lauro/Getty Images)