Alexa Can Now Wipe Your Butt For You
People often vent about their concern over privacy issues with Amazon’s Alexa or Google Assistant. They don’t like how it’s always listening in to every conversation you have. I get the privacy concern. Speaking of privacy…can Alexa now wipe your butt for you?
The answer is a surprising: yes. Yes, it can. Thanks to new technology!
Alexa Can Now Wipe Your Butt For You!
Kohler’s new bidet is equipped to take voice commands from Amazon’s Alexa and Google Assistant. That means that in a way your Alexa or device can indeed now wipe for you. Here we were worrying about technology, AI, and robots taking our jobs and ruining society. Now, let’s slow our roll. Let’s hear them out!
Kohler debuted the cutting-edge bidet at CES 2024. The new USD PureWash E930 is a smart technology bidet that will reportedly be selling for $1,289, according to Hypebeast. So, if you’re someone who, for lack of a better term, can wipe your butt with money…try this instead!
Actually, that’s just a joke. I couldn’t resists a ‘wipe your butt with money’ joke when talking about a new fancy bidet. However, this bidet is actually quite affordable! Really affordable, actually. Especially when you consider that comparable bidets and competitors are selling them for tens of thousands of dollars, according to Hypebeast.
New Kohler Bidet Uses Alexa To Wipe Your Butt?
Kohler has sold manual bidets already, but this one is unique because of its ability to connect with Amazon’s Alexa and Google Assistant. With this model, users can turn the bidet on and off, emit the air dryer, and clean the toilet using UV technology, and change the temperature and pressure of the water, per Hypebeast.
Not comfortable using voice commands? You’re missing out! But don’t worry. There are other ways to use the toilet, like a remote control for manual use. Hypebeast points out that the bidet even has a night setting that will illuminate the toilet so you can always find it. How awesome is that? Tired of wiping your butt? Turn to Kohler because their new bidet can use Alexa to do it!
Read more about Kohler’s new bidet at Hypebeast!