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WATCH: Herd Of Cows Chase DoorDash Driver

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A herd of cows chased a DoorDash driver in Wisconsin (Photo by Sandra Mu/Getty Images)

One could say these cows had some serious beef. Watch as a herd of cows chase a DoorDash driver in Wisconsin.

Now, this might be common in Wisconsin. I know they love their cows and cheese there. However, anywhere else this is incredibly rare!

Herd Of Cows Chase DoorDash Driver

These cows probably turned this driver into a chicken. Can you imagine seeing an entire herd of cows following you…as you’re delivering their possible dead relatives? Do they know? Is this some sort of sick twisted revenge?

According to 27 News, Payton Zech was heading back into the city when he noticed a line of cars ahead with a bunch of what appeared to be shadows in the road. When he got close, a herd of cows began running towards his vehicle.

That’s when he did the smart thing and threw it in reverse! 27 News reports that after he started reversing, another car eventually came up behind him so he had to stop and turn his car sideways. They say he prepared for impact in case the herd doesn’t turn around or go around him. It’s possible they could go through–or over! I don’t know cows behavior! Neither did he!

Thankfully, they went around the car. He was able to avoid a major problem. Zech was able to get back to work and make his next delivery. I think the cows made their point loud and clear, however.

You’ll have to see it for yourself. Watch the video that Payton Zech provided to 27 News below!

Chased By Animals?

This had to be incredibly scary for the DoorDash driver. Who knows what the cows were going to do? Additionally, what do you do? If there’s other cars on the road and you’re blocked in you’re sort of helpless!

Thankfully, I’ve never been chased by any animals in or out of my car. Glad he was able to get back to work!

The 5 Lamest Super Powers In The Animal Kingdom

In the animal kingdom, evolution has bestowed upon various creatures abilities that are pretty awesome. The chameleon can change its skin to blend in with it’s environment. The octopus can mimic other creatures. The rhinoceros has super strength. Those are all awesome powers… the following are not as cool.

  • The Waxy Monkey Tree Frog

    Even some frogs have cool powers. There are frogs with deadly poison. There are frogs that have suction cup sticky feet to give it an awesome climbing ability. Then there’s the dumbass waxy monkey frog. What can it do? Well, it can secrete a wax. Is the wax deadly? Nope! It… um… it keeps its skin nice.

  • The Bird Of Paradise

    Some birds have incredible abilities. The eagle can see for miles and has razor sharp talons. Not the bird of paradise. What mighty powers was it given? The power to dance. Yep, that’s right… so it dances like Buffalo Bill to attract a mate. Not the coolest ability if ya ask me.

  • The Cow

    Outside of being delicious, the cow doesn’t have many abilities. It can eat grass. It can run away from danger… but its farts are dangerously world endingly powerful. Their asses literally melt away the ozone like the laser of an evil comic book villain. Pretty lame, cows.

  • The Grasshopper

    In the world of insects there are a ton of superpower-like abilities that are so very cool. The rhinoceros beetle is so strong that if it were our size it could literally punch buildings down. Even flies have super vision because of there crazy eyes. Not the grasshopper though. It can… hop. Yep, it can hop like really, really far. Oh and if they get emotional enough they can transform into locusts and eat alot. Very lame, the grasshopper.

  • The Capybara

    The capybara is a giant rodent that resembles a gigantic guinea pig. What can it do, run at cheetah-like speed? Nope. Is it super strong? Not particularly. BUT IT CAN… take a nice warm bath in the hot springs found in its habitat. If you google this creature you’ll see it’s other ability.. which is to balance vegetables on it’s head. Two VERY dumb superpowers.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

Have you ever been chased by an animal? Let us know in the comments!

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