What Darksided Thing Did A Russian Woman Do When She Found Her Man Cheating?

What darksided thing did a Russian woman do when she found her man cheating? It's incredibly extreme. Safe to say you don't want to get on her bad side. Now, it's a mistake he won't (or can't) make again.

So, what happened? Here's the story in today's Tales From The Kremlin!

According to The Daily Star, a jealous woman in Russia reportedly chopped off her husband's privates with a knife when he admitted to cheating on her. That's one way to ensure he'll never do it again. Ahh! Can you imagine?

The Daily Star reports he was taken to the hospital with severe blood loss, but doctors were unable to save his 'manhood.' The Daily Star says that the woman, Tatyana Rykova, was in a state of shock and covered in blood when police arrived to the scene. Reports say she was in a state of confusion but did confess that she was the one who used the knife.

Neighbors were reportedly on the scene recording videos and getting pictures of the scary incident. The Daily Star says KazanFirst reported, "A woman cut off her lover's genitals out of jealousy. The man was taken to intensive care, but the organ could not be saved."

That takes jealousy to the next level. I've heard of some freak-outs over cheating scandals. There have been videos of people dumping clothes out apartment buildings, scratching cars, and more. However, this is a very unique reaction. Carrie Underwood didn't even resort to this.

She's not the only person in Russia doing Darksided things. Turns out, it happens there all the time! Remember on Dave & Chuck "The Freak" when we talked about the wife who kept her husband's remains in their home for a long time? That was crazy, too!

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

Is this the most jealous reaction you've ever heard of? It certainly makes the list!