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California Karen Tries To Claim Entire Beach As Her Own

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
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A California Karen tried to claim an entire beach for herself! She even freaked out on a mom and her 2 children!

The incident happened at Laguna Beach and although there was plenty of drama, this was no MTV show. The beach is public property and anyone is welcome to it. Of course, unless this woman is watching.

California Karen Tries To Claim Entire Beach As Her Own

Unfortunately, it seems like nobody told this California Karen about beaches being open to anyone. She got incredibly angry when she wasn’t the only one using the beach. She blew up on this family and even dropped some F-Bombs in front of the kids!

In the video, she’s seen claiming that the entire beach is hers. At one point, she even brings out a spool of rope so she can rope off her area to keep it private. Yeah, you can’t do that! She is so angry by people being on this public beach it’s crazy! The kids appear confused by her actions but she continues going on. Poor little guy! The family even starts leaving but the woman accuses them of not leaving fast enough! Who does this lady think she is? To act like that in front of children who seem to be totally minding their own business!

During the minute long video, the California Karen is seen freaking out the entire time. She swears endlessly and is incredibly rude to the family. Especially when it’s her who’s actually in the wrong! Although the way she’s acting you’d never know that. You would think living on a California beach right in front of the ocean would be relaxing, but it doesn’t seem like she fits that California vibe. She is caught on camera saying, “it’s not harassment on the beach, it’s harassment in my home property!” Clearly, nobody ever taught her how valuable it is to share.

It would be awful to have a neighbor like that. However, it seems like these types of Karens are all over. You’ll find them in California, Florida, Michigan, Massachusetts, Colorado and everywhere in between. Check out the viral blow up below. How would you have handled being in that situation? I think it’s impressive that the woman getting yelled at in front of her kids was able to keep her cool. Especially with all that swearing! Be careful, the video shared by @rosiecheeks_irl on TikTok does have lots of cursing and most of them are F-Bombs.

@rosiecheeks_irl

Karen on Laguna Beach extending the property to a public area… we were never on her her property at all. She even told my friend her ass was out bcs she was wearing a dress… its a beach?? #victoriabeach #karen

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

6 Songs To Immediately End The Party According To Lisa Way

It is no secret that Lisa Way has a party past. Her occasional stories have become a thing of legend on the show!

As difficult as it is to believe now, she even once owned her own karaoke machine. Our Lisa of today, however, still enjoys a gathering, but she has her limits. And, if the party happened to be taking place at her house, she has we way to let everybody know that it’s time to go.

6 Songs To Immediately End The Party According To Lisa Way

Throughout the history of Dave & Chuck The Freak, Lisa has made several references to certain songs that she will put on at her parties in an effort to make her guests want to leave on their own.

I think we’ve all been there. It’s getting late, you’re getting tired, and the party is not dying down. What do you do? You could join in! Get your sleep another time. Additionally, you could turn off the music and tell everyone to “go home!” However, that won’t make you the most popular friend at the party. They will certainly be talking about you afterwards. You can’t do that. It’s not an option.

What you can do? Pretend to go along with it, while secretly sabotaging your own party. That’s right, it requires some self-sabotage. You get an awful playlist going that will make them want to leave. It’s the perfect idea. Can’t you just see Lisa executing this at a party? It’s a brilliant plan.

Right here, right now, for the first time ever, Lisa is revealing some of her go to party ending songs! Would any of these make you want to bail on a party? Check out the list of party ending songs below! Hopefully, you’ll stick around until the end. We don’t want the songs to be so bad that even the list makes you want to go home!

  • Kenny G - "Songbird"

    Wow. If this song comes on during the party, it’s definitely time to grab your coat. The party is over. There’s nothing left to see here. Great pick by Lisa.

  • Beach Boys - "Barbara Ann"

    No matter which version you prefer, this should get the job done. Nobody will want to stick around much longer once this starts playing. It’s a shame because The Beach Boys have many songs that would be great for parties. However, not this one!

  • Chicago - "You're The Inspiration"

    Just because there are some people at a party in the music video doesn’t mean your party is going to dig the song. Somehow, guests in the video didn’t leave immediately. Hopefully, things will go differently for you. Personally, I’m getting out of there if I hear this. I guess the same goes for pretty much any Chicago song, actually.

  • 4 Non Blondes - "What's Up?"

    If all goes right, your guests will be asking, “what’s going on?” when 4 Non Blondes come on. Sure, it’s a great road trip song. Maybe a good pick for the girls. However, the party in general does not want to hear this. It will upset them and they will leave. Just as you planned.

  • Simon And Garfunkel - "The Sound Of Silence"

    There are many different versions of this song out there. None of them should be played at a party. That is…unless you want your guests to leave. Which we do! So, play it loud and proud! Maybe even play it twice in case anyone misses any part of the song. Yup, that will do the trick.

  • Crash Test Dummies - "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

    Oh, man. This would hurt to hear at a party. Actually, it could be dangerous how fast they all start running for the door. You’re going to want to make sure you’re somewhere safe and secure. They are going to leave, and they are going to leave aggressively. It will be like your home is Walmart on Black Friday. Only instead of trying to enter, they’re racing to leave.

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