Obese Ohio Woman With 5 Lovers Orders Them To Abduct 6th Man
An obese Ohio woman with 5 lovers reportedly ordered them to abduct and torture a 6th man who had displeased her! Look out!
Sounds like this Ohio woman is not the type of woman you want to upset–or she’ll try to get you. According to Daily Mail, 28-year-old Martina Jones along with her husband 28-year-old Michael Esqueda, boyfriends Aaron Bradshaw (49), Austin Bradshaw (23), David Cessna (26), and Chance Johnston (27) are all now facing serious charges in connection to the kidnapping. Reports say Jones is in a polygamous relationship and shared multiple children with the group of men. You can see their mugshots provided by Lucas County Corrections Center below.
Ohio Woman With 5 Lovers Has Them Try To Abduct 6th
Daily Mail says Jones was allegedly the mastermind here and tried to get her boyfriends to beat and assault the victim. The victim says the ordeal started when a dog fight broke out at her home. Jones suffered a broken arm during the chaos, per Daily Mail. Sounds like she blamed the victim for it happening.
Daily Mail reports that the victim was finally rescued when he was allowed a quick trip to a nearby Speedway gas station and was able to make contact with someone. All 6 suspects were later arrested before they could flee. All 6 of them were indicted by a grand jury on one count of kidnapping, 3 counts of felonious assault, and 2 counts of tampering with evidence.
You know how hard it is to get one lover? How does she end up with 5 or 6? That’s crazy! Feel like she’d need a break after a while. What happened to alone time? Independence? Sounds like it’s not a big deal for her.
Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments
Chuck's Death Noises
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who was rescued from a pond by a heroic trooper. Dave thinks it’s a story with a happy ending but the rest of the show doesn’t think it was as uplifting as he made it out to be. Thanks to this video, we now know what it will sound like when Chuck dies. How does it sound? Well, pretty funny!
Chuck's Pee Tips
Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss special underwear for avoiding swamp crotch. Dave brings up an ad he saw for “stop-drip technology”, and Chuck mentions a weird tip he learned online. In this Peep Show video, he shares his tips with you. What you do with the advise is totally up to you.
Chuck Dreams of Growsempic Drug
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some fans of Lady Gaga that are upset with her for being featured in a migraine advertisement. Then, Chuck says if he took a pill that was able to grow his dong and hair, he would be the face of it for free! Now, that’s a product I could get behind! There are so many products that would be awesome to see Chuck endorse. The one true influencer.
Chuck Leaves Pound Town!
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about marijuana-infused aphrodisiacs emerging as a new love drug in New York and when Chuck the Freak uses the term ‘sexually active’ we learn that he no longer lives in ‘Pound Town’. Things change as the years go by. At some point, Pound Town has to close down. When it happens? Nobody knows, but we’re all going to get there eventually.
I Licked His B Hole!
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video that was posted by Taryn Manning (an actress known for ‘Orange is the New Black’, ‘8 Mile, and ‘Hustle & Flow’) where she discusses performing orally on the backdoor of a married man and buying him a new boat. Naturally, this had to be discussed. The conversation led to some hilarious and iconic Chuck The Freak moments. Check out the video above! One of the best.
