Jason’s Dainty Injuries
We Found Out Jason Suffered Multiple Dainty Hand Injuries
I don’t know how you would have ever guessed it but, Jason is called dainty pretty often. He’s the smallest guy on the show and catches some flack for being skinny. Today, after Dave saw him eating a croissant over the garbage can, Chuck wondered why his fingers were bandaged. That’s when we learned about all of his dainty injuries.
So, during the break Jason was eating a croissant over the garbage can so he wouldn’t get crumbs all over the place. Dave found this odd and questioned him about it. Then, Chuck asked about the two bandages he had on his fingers. He tried to give him an out and not talk about, but he did it anyway.
Turns out, before playing basketball one day, he cut his fingernails too short and ended up getting some cuts on the tips of his fingers. Of course, the dainty guy would injure himself using nail clippers. But, he also has two cuts on his thumbs from his thin, dainty floss. So, everyone wants to know what the floss is, and why he has to use it.
Basically, Jason kept digging himself in a hole about his injuries and the various special items he uses for his “dainty” mouth. Special toothbrush, special floss, etc. But, once you’re in the hole, just keep digging.
Lisa wants to make sure he doesn’t get a ‘Water Pik’ to floss with because he might hurt himself. Andy said he’s worried that Jason might end up in the hospital after trimming his beard. A listener texts in saying he heard Jason went to the ICU after popping a pimple.
He tries to fight all the dainty talk but, he did himself no favors today. If anything, he further solidified that he is a dainty man.
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