Dictator Dave’s Ultimate Sentence
Dictator Dave Gives The Ultimate Sentence To A Florida Perv
Dave has been known to give out some harsh sentences to the criminals that are featured in our segments. Hence, why he refers to himself as Dictator Dave. Almost always, when Dictator Dave is making a ruling, the sentence is death. There haven’t been many rulings as of late, but today, one man in Florida was sentenced by Dictator Dave.
According to TMZ, “A man in Florida was arrested last month after cops allege he made sexual contact with a horse and tried to put his penis in its nose. TMZ has obtained the arrest affidavit for Donald Calloway … a 53-year-old man who was arrested on December 26 in Lake Wales, FL. Cops say an unnamed witness told them she saw a man masturbating next to the head of a 28-year-old horse named Raven. This witness also alleged the man was tapping his member against the horse’s nose and claims he attempted to insert it into the nostril. Cops also say this witness claims this man continued to pleasure himself while touching the horse.” The horse is okay.
Now, we welcome anyone to try and argue why this man shouldn’t face the ultimate punishment. He tried to have sex with a horse. And, through it’s nose! Dictator Dave thinks he should go out in the same manner he tried to engage with the horse. Nose penetration to the end.
We joke about how Dave’s court room is different. There is no need for lawyers, there is no need to argue. You come in front of Dave and you’re giving your sentence. No rebuttal, no discussion, just justice. Dave will be alerted to what your crime was and just like that, you’ll be found guilty, and then you’ll be dead.
There really are some sick and twisted people in the world. Do your best to not be one of them.
