Can’t Drink Tea During Turd Talk
Lisa Wasn’t Able to Drink Her Tea During This Turd Segment
We do talk about poop a lot on the show. Often times, it can get quite graphic. Lisa is no stranger to the conversation and is a professional at having these discussions. However, it’s not easy to take a sip of tea while trying to discuss a woman dropping massive turd in the Burlington Coat Factory bathroom. You can see that for yourself.
Dave was presenting an e-mail from a listener who had a bizarre encounter with a woman in the Burlington Coat Factory bathroom. This lady stormed passed our listener and began to use the facilities. The listener was trying to figure out what has happening in the stall because she heard moans and other “sloshing” noises. She wasn’t sure if the woman was pooping or pleasuring herself. Or maybe both.
So, we gave our insight and perspective. It’s an unfortunate situation, and one that we have almost all had to experience. Another person, dropping a turd in a public restroom, with no regard for the other humans in there.
And, because we were talking about the combination of pooping and pleasuring, we started to hear from people who do that. A listener sent an extremely disgusting text about “frosting turds”. Essentially, he will poop and then “do the deed” and land the “finale” right on top of the turd. Throw up yet?
Well, during that “frosted turd” comment, Lisa was trying to take a sip of her tea. She tried and tried but was never able to actually take the sip because of the gross things being said. Everytime she tried, she either had to chime in or gather herself.
Turd talk is not the time for eating or drinking. It’s really funny to watch her try and take a sip during the conversation. But, the tea went cold today.
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