Space Spunk: What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate In Space?
Have you ever wondered what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space? Even if you didn’t, we now know.
Some might file this under “TMI” while others have been waiting and seeking out this answer for a lifetime. You can’t help but think about those poor astronauts still stuck in space after, like, 7 months who were only supposed to be up there 7 days. How are they handling it? Are they able to…pleasure themselves up there in privacy? Everyone has to do it! We’re not judging, it’s perfectly normal. However, what happens to bodily fluids in zero gravity? Well, it goes everywhere.
What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate In Space?
In a trending TikTok video, sexpert Esme Louise James says, “Let’s talk about spunk. In space,” adds astrophysicist Matthew Agnew. Then goes on to detail the process and what happens. You’d have to imagine it would be difficult to get intimate in space with zero gravity, that’s both with another person or by yourself.
According to The New York Post, Agnew says, “When a man ejaculates in the vacuum of space, how fast backwards is he propelled?” They then play out the experiment which is just wild. Check out the viral video for yourself below.
So, if you need to propel yourself backwards in space very slowly this might work! As for Suni William and Butch Wilmore, they’re still stuck up in space for the foreseeable future. Hopefully they’ll make it down and back home soon with their sanity still in tact. That’s a long time to be stuck up there in space with nothing to do when you expected to only be gone a week! I can’t even imagine. The pair went up there on a Boeing Starliner spacecraft in June 2024 and that 8 day trip has now taken many months. Officials are now hoping to get them home in March, but you never know if problems might arise. That’s why I have zero (0) interest in ever going to space. I am perfectly fine looking at pictures or videos of it with my 2 feet planted firmly on the ground, thank you very much.
Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments
Chuck's Death Noises
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who was rescued from a pond by a heroic trooper. Dave thinks it’s a story with a happy ending but the rest of the show doesn’t think it was as uplifting as he made it out to be. Thanks to this video, we now know what it will sound like when Chuck dies. How does it sound? Well, pretty funny!
Chuck's Pee Tips
Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss special underwear for avoiding swamp crotch. Dave brings up an ad he saw for “stop-drip technology”, and Chuck mentions a weird tip he learned online. In this Peep Show video, he shares his tips with you. What you do with the advise is totally up to you.
Chuck Dreams of Growsempic Drug
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some fans of Lady Gaga that are upset with her for being featured in a migraine advertisement. Then, Chuck says if he took a pill that was able to grow his dong and hair, he would be the face of it for free! Now, that’s a product I could get behind! There are so many products that would be awesome to see Chuck endorse. The one true influencer.
Chuck Leaves Pound Town!
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about marijuana-infused aphrodisiacs emerging as a new love drug in New York and when Chuck the Freak uses the term ‘sexually active’ we learn that he no longer lives in ‘Pound Town’. Things change as the years go by. At some point, Pound Town has to close down. When it happens? Nobody knows, but we’re all going to get there eventually.
I Licked His B Hole!
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video that was posted by Taryn Manning (an actress known for ‘Orange is the New Black’, ‘8 Mile, and ‘Hustle & Flow’) where she discusses performing orally on the backdoor of a married man and buying him a new boat. Naturally, this had to be discussed. The conversation led to some hilarious and iconic Chuck The Freak moments. Check out the video above! One of the best.
