Idiot Criminal Of The Day Throws Tantrum Going Through Airport Security
The British tourist who threw a tantrum at the airport is our Idiot Criminal Of The Day. His meltdown really cost him!
Unfortunately, meltdowns at the airport seem to be pretty common these days. You almost expect one when you go to the airport at this point! It might be from a passenger or it could even be a gate agent, you truly never really know. This time, it was a passenger. He lost his cool going through airport security and a bag of cocaine ended up falling out of his pocket during his meltdown. That’s not what you want to happen. The man has been identified as 42-year-old Marc Patrick Wharton who had flown from Shanghai, China to Phuket, Thailand. He was pulled aside when officers were suspicious of him and that’s when the tantrum began.
Idiot Criminal Of The Day Throws Tantrum At Airport
According to The New York Post, they ended up finding more than 4 grams of cocaine on him that fell from his pocket. Sounds like he dusted the floor with white powder as the meltdown continued. Eventually, he was taken into custody to wait for his court hearing which could have him locked up for life. Hopefully for him it doesn’t come to that but it’s happened before!
Don’t smuggle drugs into other countries!
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
Nude Dude on Shrooms
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with ‘magic mushrooms’ and is “pretty much an expert in magic.”
Delivery Scams
Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you’re James.
Burlington Pervert Factory?
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.
Nude In Vegas
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby…
Dream Shooter
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn’t always what it seems…
