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Florida Woman Tries To Vandalize Ex’s Car But Gets The Wrong Vehicle

Author Cort Freeman and Dave & Chuck the Freak

February 28th 6:49 AM

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A Florida woman tried to vandalize her ex’s car but got the wrong vehicle! You can’t make that mistake!

The 18-year-old woman in Volusia County was arrested after mistakenly vandalizing a vehicle she thought belonged to her ex-boyfriend, per Clic k Orlando. If you’re going to try to get revenge on your ex you have to make sure you have the right car. That’s rule number one! You can’t mess that part up! Now, she’s in trouble and her ex’s car remains totally unharmed. That was probably not a part of her plan.

Florida Woman Has Revenge On Ex Backfire

According to Click Orlando, deputies responded to a vandalism call when a young woman was spotted spray-painting a vehicle. When deputies arrived, they found 18-year-old Evelina Fabianski and a 16-year-old individual who had yellow spray paint on her sweatpants.

A release obtained by Click Orlando says, “When questioned, the 18-year-old admitted she was upset with her ex-boyfriend and decided to spray-paint and throw eggs at what she thought was his vehicle. Unfortunately, the vehicle in question belonged to a neighbor, not her ex-boyfriend.” How do you not get the right car? She reportedly told police that her ex-boyfriend owed her around $700 which is what spurred the spray-painting. The damage is estimated to cost around $5,000. In addition to being caught spray-painting, Click Orlando reports she also had 2 open containers of Four Loko in plain view. They’re still around, eh?

The 18-year-old is now facing charges of criminal mischief, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, possession of alcohol under 21, and DUI. You can see her mugshot provided by Volusia County Jail below. Additionally, the 16-year-old is facing a charge of possession of marijuana over 20 grams.

Evelina Fabianski mugshot. (via Volusia County Jail)

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

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