Doctor Warns Against Surprisingly Stupid X-Mas Trend: “Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments”
Ornaments on a Christmas Tree in Athens, Greece on December 16, 2022. (Photo by Nikolas Kokovlis/NurPhoto via Getty Images)
It’s a couple days after Christmas but everyone keeps their tree and treats around for a little while so we wanted to pass this along! A UK doctor is warning people to not use Christmas ornaments as sex toys, which apparently is a trend. Attached are x-rays of people who have made this mistake and got some items stuck inside themselves.
Sign me up for the Dave & Chuck The Freak's 'Unsolicited' Email Newsletter
You'll get access to recaps of the best stories of the week, the Peep Show of the week, as well as weekly 'Street Bits' episodes, an uncensored Dave & Chuck the Freak exclusive, available only to subscribers.
By clicking "Subscribe" I agree to the website's terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I understand I can unsubscribe at any time.