High School Marching Band Director Got Tased For Refusing To Stop The Music
Late last week, a high school band director in Alabama found himself on the wrong end of police and a taser.
According to reports, Johnny Mims serves as director of the Minor High School band in Jefferson County. After the conclusion of the football game between Minor and Jackson-Olin High School, bands from both schools continued playing as the stadium cleared out.
Cops asked both band directors to wrap it up, but Mims opted to keep the music flowing. After Mims was allegedly asked to stop his band from playing a few times, police decided it was time to take him into custody.

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Mims reportedly resisted being put into cuffs, and that’s when the taser came out…thus ending the evening for Mims and his band. After being released from the hospital, the renegade band director was booked and bonded.
Beer Thief Cracks Open A Beer And Chats With Witnesses While Waiting For The Police
You don’t have to be a genius to be a criminal. This is a post dedicated to the dumbest of the dumb criminals.
We assume some criminals are so into their plans of law-breaking that they don’t realize they are making some obvious mistakes that will lead to their capture. It could be something as dumb as leaving their ID in a home they just burglarized or committing a crime right in front of a police officer.
Whatever dumb detail they missed, we are here to laugh about it. Check out the Idiot Criminal of the Day below.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: Thief Cracks Open A Beer and Chats With Witnesses Waiting For The Police
A beer thief in Oklahoma knew when enough was enough. Once he was trapped and had nowhere else to go, he just had a drink and chatted with witnesses.
According to reports, a man from Oklahoma smashed out the doors in a Quik Trip gas station to steal some beer this weekend. He then fled and somehow he ended up crashing into a grocery store. He was cornered and had nowhere else to go, so he cracked open a beer and chatted with a few witnesses, while the police were on their way to arrest him.
The man was identified as Jose Silverio, he was arrested and faces charges relating to felony vandalism and petit larceny.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: Man Charged After Attempting To Kill Someone For Eating All The Tacos
Ok we get it. Tacos are serious business and a craving for tacos can only be satisfied by TACOS! but to attempt to kill a person over eating all the tacos is a bit drastic.
A 53-year-old man named Dale Martin from West Virginia is in a real pickle after he took things too far when someone ate all of the tacos. According to a report, Martin became irate with someone else in the household for eating all the tacos.
That’s when Martin went into his bedroom and came out with a .22 caliber semiautomatic rifle. He fired a shot into the staircase where the victim had been standing. Another witness told police that Martin had called them and told them about the taco situation and even threatened to, “get the 12 gauge and blow his f***ing head off.”
Deputies found the firearm and spent shell casing from the gunshot. Martin was arrested and charged with attempted murder. No word on where the tacos were from, but James assumes it had to be a smorgasbord of Cheesy Gordita Crunches and other Taco Bell delicacies.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: A Guy Carjacked A Lyft Driver After Booking The Ride Under His Own Name
A 19-year-old guy is in some trouble after carjacking a woman driving for a ride-share company. Jermiah Vedner Charles, ordered a Lyft ride back in October.
According to reports, once he got to the destination, that’s when things took a turn. Charles punched the female driver in the head, arm, and stomach. While being continuously hit the woman jumped out of the car. It was at this point that Charles hopped into the driver’s seat and took off with the woman’s Toyota Corolla.
Now it wasn’t hard for the police to track Charles down. He booked the LYFT ride through his own account with his real name. A subpoena to the LYFT company gave cops all his information and they tracked him down. They even found the victim’s car near his home.
You can see the video of the incident here.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: A Drunk Dad Reported His Kid Missing, But He Just Forgot Them At Home
Idiot Criminal of the Day: A Guy Pulls Gun On A Stranger That Refused To Buy Him A Happy Meal
Being denied a Happy Meal from a stranger could put a frown on most people, but this guy took it to another level.
According to a report, a man in North Dakota refused to buy a random guy a Big Mac and Happy Meal at McDonald’s, and told him to “go get a job.” So the guy pulled out a GUN, threatened him with it, and got arrested.
Idiot Criminals of the Day: Two Thieves Busted When They Returned To The Scene Of The Crime While Cops Were Investigating
Idiot Criminal of the Day: Drug Dealer Calls The Cops After A Customer Stole $10 From Him
A 33-year-old drug dealer in Florida got arrested on Friday after he called the cops and said a customer stole $10 from him.
According to this report, Eric Thomas, called officers to report a theft of $10. When they arrived he had 11 baggies of pot in his possession and confessed that the person who stole the 10 bucks was there to buy pot. Both of those are no-no’s in Florida.
During a post-arrest search, cops found two baggies of cocaine in his wallet. He was arrested and charged with a pair of drug felonies and booked into the county jail.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: Missing Man Found Alive After Allegedly Faking His Death To Avoid Other Charges
North Carolina’s own Melvin Emde is back in police custody after allegedly, and unsuccessfully, trying to fake his own death.
According to reports, on August 7th, police received a call from Emde’s son saying his dad had “fallen overboard in a kayak” and drowned. That was the same day that Emde was due in court to answer for statutory rape charges.
Cops suspected it was a hoax but went along with the story while they searched for evidence of a drowning and posted updates on the rescue and “frantic” search for Emde’s body.
Why did the police think it was all a ruse? Emde was still wearing his ankle monitor from his previous arrest…and on the day of his “drowning” he was really at a Walmart buying two prepaid phones.
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Posted by St. Charles Parish Sheriff's Office on Monday, August 7, 2023On Sunday, Emde was taken into custody after a traffic stop and crash while he was driving his motorcycle in Georgia.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: August 28th 2023 - Drug Dealer Calls Police To Report A Burglary But Forgot To Put His Drugs Away
A drug dealer in Pennsylvania was arrested, after he called the cops to his apartment, saying he was robbed. But when they got there, they saw his drugs and paraphernalia sitting around . . . in plain sight.
According to reports, 46-year-old Allen Phelan Jr. called the police to report that someone had broken a window and entered his apartment. When officers arrived it did not appear that anyone had broken into the residence. They asked Phelan if anything was missing.
He took officers around his apartment where they allege a pill bottle with a white powder was in clear view with a small measuring spoon. That’s when they placed Phelan in custody and executed a search warrant.
During the search warrant, they found: 47 grams of Fentanyl and 71 packages of it valued at $25,000, 13 grams of meth, 20 grams of marijuana, 9 suboxone strips, and 12 clonazepam
Idiot Criminal of the Day: August 10th 2023 - Thief Caught Stealing Admits He's Not Good At Shoplifting
According to reports, a 53-year-old man in Florida was caught stealing from Walmart this week.
He tried putting a bunch of stuff up his shirt and walk out the store, but Walmart security stopped him and called the cops. When the police caught up with him, he blurted out, quote, “I’m not good at shoplifting.” He was hit with a felony because he had a couple of priors.
Idiot Criminal of the Day: August 8th 2023 - Man Breaks Into Church, Baptizes Himself, Then Robbed It
According to reports, a man broke into a Panama City church using a cinder block to break a window. The man identified as Derek Porter caused over $8K in damage to the facility.
A church employee heard the sound of Porter smashing the window and fled. When police arrived and found him he admitted to baptizing himself in the church’s baptistry pool and claimed he wasn’t sure everything he did inside the building.
Police report that Porter had several electronics including a television and a computer from the church in his truck along with the church’s money bag. They also found drug and drug paraphernalia on him. Here is some body cam footage during the arrest.
GEORGIA MAN BAPTIZES SELF DURING BURGLARY AT BEACH CHURCH(Bodycam footage of detained suspect and deputies clearing the building when K9 decides to beat the heat and cool off in baptismal.)August 4, 2023The Bay County Sheriff’s Office announced today the arrest of a Georgia man who has been charged with Burglary of an Occupied Structure, Criminal Mischief, Possession of Methamphetamine, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia.On August 4th, 2023, BCSO responded to a Burglary call at the Emerald Beach Church of God off of Alf Coleman Rd. Deputies discovered Derek Porter from Georgia had used a cinder block to smash the window of the church to enter inside.A female employee was inside the church at the time and fled for safety upon hearing the glass breaking. While inside, Porter caused approximately $8,000 worth of damage to the church. Porter then loaded several electronics including atelevision and a computer into his truck along with the church’s money bag.Methamphetamine and paraphernalia were also found on Porter. PCBPD was also on the scene and assisted in the arrest.Porter stated he could not remember what happened during various moments inside the church. He did remember however baptizing himself in the church’s baptistry pool. Porter claims “something” was holding his head down under the water whilein the pool. Porter was out on bond for burglary in Georgia.
Posted by Bay County Sheriff's Office on Friday, August 4, 2023Porter has been charged with burglary of an occupied structure, criminal mischief, possession of meth, and possession of drug paraphernalia.