UPDATE: Man Pleads No Contest To Waffle House Tattoo Theft
There's an update in the Waffle House tattoo story! (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
There’s an update in a crime involving Waffle House. You might remember we talked about this story on Dave & Chuck “The Freak” back when it happened. Now, there have been developments.
You can read the original story here. Keep scrolling for his mugshot and how the story has developed!
UPDATE: Man Pleads No Contest To Waffle House Tattoo Theft
Florida Man Max Krejckant has pleaded no contest to the charge relating to him obtaining a Waffle House tattoo from Ink Godz in St. Petersburg back in December. Typically, crimes happen inside Waffle House. Now, this crime was a little different because it had to do with a Waffle House tattoo–and didn’t happen in a restaurant.
According to The Smoking Gun, a judge ordered Krejckant to pay $675 in fines, court costs, and fees. Officers say he requested the five-inch tattoo in black and gray because it would have cost more to get it in their traditional black and yellow. Why he was worried about saving money when he was probably well aware he was going to not pay for the tattoo is beyond me. The Smoking Gun reports he had been drinking, so that answers some of the questions I had.
I feel like getting a Waffle House tattoo instantly makes you suspicious. Sure, the food is okay. However, it’s not known for its offerings as much as it is for fights occurring in their restaurants. It seems like every day there’s a story breaking from somewhere involving a massive brawl at a Waffle House. Sometimes it’s between different groups of customers and sometimes the staff gets involved. Going into a Waffle House is sure to be an experience. Getting a tattoo of it on your body? Well, that has to be considered a red flag.
Check out Krejckant’s mugshot below!
Max Krejckant mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.
When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.
On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.
Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
