Burglar Leaves Behind ‘Large Bowel Movement’ In Toilet
A burglar left behind a "large bowel movement" in a toilet (Photo Illustration by Christof Koepsel/Getty Images)
If you’re going to rob a place, it’s probably best that you don’t leave a large bowel movement at the scene of the crime. You don’t want to leave any traces behind, but especially that! It can, indeed, be traced back to you!
Unfortunately, a woman in Ontario left one behind after a break-in. It didn’t take long for her to be located. Here’s how it all played out!
Burglar Leaves Behind ‘Large Bowel Movement’ In Toilet
It has to be a shock to leave your home for a few hours only to come back and see your windows have been broken. You notice some belongings missing and then you notice that not only are some things missing but one thing has been added. Who left this large bowel movement in my toilet? It was be a strange revelation.
According to CTV News, prescription medication, clothing, sunglasses, heirloom jewelry, and more were taken from the home. However, video surveillance captured footage of the suspect leaving the property pulling a suitcase full of stolen goods with her.
Days later, CTV News reports officers spotted a woman wearing some of the stolen clothing. After a search they discovered more of the stolen goods and arrested the 22-year-old Guelph resident. She has been charged with break and enter and possessing stolen property.
We were just talking on Dave & Chuck The Freak this week about people taking dumps in your home. However, that was about people showing up and asking to use your toilet. This is different! I wonder if she really had to go or if it was one final act of defiance before leaving the home. I need answers!
See the Peep Show video below for more on that hilarious conversation. Would you let the pooper inside to use your toilet? It’s a big risk! These people probably wouldn’t make that mistake again!
Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 10 Peep Shows Of 2023
It’s that time of the year again. When we all look back at our favorite movies, albums, shows, and more from 2023. All of those are very important. There’s one list you can’t forget to share, though. Introducing Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 10 Peep Shows of 2023!
We took the most popular Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show videos from 2023 and made a list! In the end, we were left with 10 hilarious videos.
What Is The Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show?
Now, you might be wondering, “what is the Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show?” I’m not going to embarrass you for asking. Not everyone knows about it! Let’s change that. The Peep Show are videos from Dave & Chuck The Freak’s show. The cameras are always rolling and we pull some of the best clips to share so you can laugh along with us!
The Peep show allows you to feel like you’re right there in studio with Dave & Chuck The Freak. It’s almost as if you’re a part of their conversation. Of course, they can’t hear you. Nor will they react to your witty comments (because they can’t hear you). However, it still gives that same feeling.
You can actually learn a lot while watching Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Peep Show. Maybe you never knew that character was actually Chuck doing a voice. Perhaps you didn’t know it was Andy who said that hilarious line. Now, you can be fully in the know! It’s all thanks to the Peep Show!
However, the problem with putting together a Top 10 list is a lot of funny stuff doesn’t make the cut. That means Carol And Her Moth, Fluffy The Cat, and more are left on the cutting room floor. As you may remember, those were some hilarious videos. Yet, they weren’t good enough for the top 10. That’s saying something!
Here are the top Dave & Chuck Peep Shows of 2023! Make sure to keep up with the Peep Show at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
