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What 10 Things Do Cheaters Claim They Would Never Cheat On?

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What 10 things to cheaters claim they would never cheat on? Well, clearly it’s not their significant other. So, what do they hold near and dear to their hearts? A new study found out!

AshleyMadison.com is a website where you can find someone to have a secret affair with or discreet dating with a married person. So, if you’re on the site you’re willing to cheat on your partner. However, what do users on the site say they would not cheat on? Let’s find out!

10 Things Cheaters Claim They Would Never Cheat On

Ashley Madison uses the slogan, “Life is short. Have an affair.” So, can we trust these cheaters and people who encourage this? For this study, yes, yes we can. According to Fox News, Ashley Madison conducted a survey to determine how faithful its users are outside of the bedroom. Subjects in the survey were given a list of more than 20 categories and were asked if they were more likely to cheat on those items or their partner. The data isn’t looking good for significant others.

Fox News reports the study found that 87% of members would rather cheat on their partner than cheat on their taxes. Likewise, 90% of users on the site surveyed said they would rather cheat on their partner than a job application or a test. No wonder why the divorce rates are so high. This isn’t right!

Additionally, Fox News says 89% would rather cheat on their partner than their bank, 83% would rather cheat on their partner than their phone provider! People are more loyal to Verizon than they are their spouse? That’s crazy!

What Cheaters On Ashley Madison Won’t Cheat On

It doesn’t end there! Fox News reports 82% would rather cheat on their partner before their favorite takeout restaurant, 85% are more loyal to their gym, and 90% would cheat on their partner before betraying their personal trainer. I think our priorities are a bit messed up here.

There’s still more. According to Fox News, 82% would rather cheat on their partner than their barber or hairstylist, and 85% would rather cheat on their partner than change up their coffee order. Furthermore, 86% say they’d cheat on their partner before switching political parties, 81% won’t cheat on their car manufacturer, and 84% are more likely to have an affair than ditch their go-to streaming service, per Fox News.

Thankfully, 100% of people would rather cheat on their partner than listen to something other than Dave & Chuck The Freak. We appreciate that.

5 Of The Greatest TV Couples Of All-Time

Love is in the air! Whether you are spending Valentine’s Day out with a loved one, or spending the night in by yourself, chances are you’re going to watch some TV. Maybe it’ll be your favorite love movie. Or, maybe it’ll be a special Valentine’s Day episode of your favorite TV show. To celebrate the day of love, here are 5 of the greatest TV couples of all-time.

Of course, there have been many notable couples on the small screen over the years. However, these are some of my favorites. See who made the list below! Missing your favorite? Let us know!

5 Of The Greatest TV Couples Of All-Time

First, let me say it was tough narrowing this list down to only 5. On Dave & Chuck The Freak, we enjoy talking about popular shows. At least the ones we like. There have been so many good couples on TV over the years, it’s hard to pick just 5 of the greatest TV couples ever. However, I was able to pull it off.

Of course, narrowing it down to just 5 means some of our favorite couples didn’t make the cut. That’s not fair. For example, I love Phil and Claire Dunphy. I think they could be the modern it couple. Every dad wants to be Phil. Claire is also a great mom and super relatable in many ways. They’re both hilarious and make a great pair. Unfortunately, they didn’t make the Top 5. They probably would have made the Top 10, though!

Also, I’ll admit the list may be a little bias. While I enjoy watching as many TV shows as I can, and I have seen an impressive number, good and bad. However, I can’t watch everything. There have been some big shows over the years that have been insanely popular that I never ended up watching. Seriously, some of the biggest shows ever, I’m afraid to admit it.

So, I only considered couples from shows I was familiar with and had an impact on me, personally. Chances are I left out some of your favorites. Make sure to let us know who we missed! Check out the list of 5 of the greatest TV couples of all-time below!

  • Jim and Pam - The Office

    You can’t talk about the greatest TV couples of all-time without talking about Jim and Pam. They brought back the will they won’t they and captured the heart of America before they ended up getting married. Their wedding was one of the best TV has seen, too. So many great moments. Jim and Pam could be the greatest TV couple of all-time.

  • Ross and Rachel - Friends

    Anybody who has ever been on a break has felt their pain. Things weren’t always great and pretty between the two, but they always came back around. The story was always worth following and they sucked you in. You were always rooting for them to get back together. They’re definitely one of the best TV couples of all-time.

  • Marshall and Lily - How I Met Your Mother

    I loved the show. Were they my favorite? No. Were they the perfect couple? No. However, they proved they love each other through thick and thin. They had fun together. I think that’s important!

  • Eric and Donna - That 70s Show

    Selfishly, I had to include Eric and Donna on the list. Growing up, they were the couple I wanted to be. Their relationship seemed legit. They could count on each other. The two of them were always there for each other. Ah, young love. Sure, Kelso and Jackie were a more entertaining couple, but there was something special about Eric and Donna.

  • Lucy and Ricky - I Love Lucy

    Had to include a throwback. Simply can’t talk about the best TV couples of all-time without talking about Lucy and Ricky. They were nothing short of iconic. Even today they remain iconic. That’s hard to pull off! Their love has lasted over the decades.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
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