Scissors In His Head
A Man Unknowingly Had Scissors In His Head
Some of you may frequent vape shops. We guarantee none of you have seen a man with scissors stuck in his head shopping there. The craziest part is that he was stabbed by a woman and didn’t even know the scissors were there!
This story takes us to Lincoln, Nebraska. According to reports from KOLN, a woman has been arrested for stabbing a man in the head with a pair of scissors. To make the story even crazier, he didn’t know there were scissors in his head until he was told while visiting a vape shop. KOLN reports that he man was taken to the hospital and treated for non-life threatening injuries and the woman was arrested.
We have a hard time believing you could have those stuck in your head and not know it. We have covered stories where people have machetes and things in their head and keep on fighting. Just seems unreal. Probably a state of shock could cause such a reaction. KOLN also reported that the man thought he had been struck with fists, which could explain it as well.
Chuck wastes no time giving us a demonstration of what someone would look and sound like with scissors in their head. Andy is playing the innocent vape shop worker who encounters a scissor-headed Chuck. Immediately, he points out the fact that he’s shocked the guy is at the store because he has scissors in his head. Chuck’s character is confused and has a really hard time conversing. We imagine if you’ve been stabbed in the head with something, your brain probably isn’t firing on all cylinders.
Nothing really shocks us anymore. We’ve covered more idiot criminals and trippin’ bitches than we can count, but somehow there’s always something a little bit crazier about the next one.
