Company Seeking To Hire MLB ‘Wiener Connoisseur’
Bet U.S. is looking for a Wiener Connoisseur. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)
Looking for a job? A company is seeking to hire an MLB Wiener Connoisseur! If you love baseball, traveling, and a good wiener–this job is for you!
What does the job entail? The person who secures the job will be traveling to different Major League ballparks to measure the length, girth, and weight of each park’s hot dogs.
Company Seeking To Hire MLB ‘Wiener Connoisseur’
Personally, this would be a dream come true. I’ve always wanted to travel to every MLB ballpark. It would be an awesome bucket list item. I think right now I’m at…4. Clearly, I have a long way to go. It’s cool how every park is vastly different from the next. They will have different architecture, different amenities, food offerings, and more. The only thing better than traveling to different ballparks to examine their hot dogs? Getting paid to travel to different ballparks to examine their hot dogs.
There’s truly nothing like a dog at the park. They don’t even need condiments! So tasty and consistently delicious. Now, that can become your career thanks to BetUS. According to Axios, the top wiener judge will be paid $2,500, gets a $500 MLB gift shop card, and a year-long subscription to MLB.TV.
Interested in applying? You should be! If you’re interested, apply online by April 18th here. The lucky winner (wiener) will be selected by April 22nd and can set off on their journey to measure wieners across Major League Baseball.
This is what dreams are made of! It would be a one-of-a-kind experience. It’s not every day that an opportunity like this presents itself. Hey, I have a job and I’m going to apply. Why not!? There’s a lot of stadiums out there to explore, and considering I’ve only seen four of them it’s time to get going.
What MLB stadium do you think is the best? Who has the best hot dog in Major League Baseball? Let us know!
MLB Power Rankings: Top Teams to Start 2024
Spring is coming, and that means baseball is on the way. So, why not get into some early MLB Power Rankings?
If you weren’t happy with how last season ended, then you’re in luck. That’s because you have a million new games up ahead in the 2024 season. Okay, maybe not a million. But, a lot. The Major League Baseball season schedule packs a whopping 162 games for each of the 30 teams in the American League (AL) and National League (NL). Those games take place over about six months. That means baseball fans, in theory, could watch 2,430 games in the regular season alone.
Don’t do that. You have more of a life than to sit around watching 2,430 baseball games. But, I should talk. During football season, I watch all the games I can get my eyes on.
Let’s not leave out the minor leagues, by the way. It’s always really fun to go to a minor league baseball game, because it’s much more chill than a major league game. It’s also cheaper, both tickets and parking. So, don’t just support your major league team this year. Cheer for the minor league guys, too. You won’t have quite as many games to catch in the minor league, though, as a full, regular season in Triple-A is 150 games, Double-A is 138 games and High-A and Single-A are 132 games. Still, that’s lots and lots of baseball to attend.
With the official start of baseball season getting closer, it’s a good time to get into my initial Power Rankings for 2024. Sure, this is a bit premature, since players will shift going into the season. But, the biggest players are with their respective teams now, so we have a good picture and idea of which teams will pop in 2024. Frankly, deciding between No. 1 and 2 was very difficult, because both teams are so, so solid right now. Who are your picks for the 2024 season? Reach out to me here and let me know, and find the full MLB schedule here.
MLB Power Rankings: Top Teams to Begin 2024
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
