Teenager Busted For Allegedly Taping Fish To ATMs
Something smells fish... (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
There’s something fishy going on with this story. A teenager has been busted for allegedly taping fish to ATMs in Provo, Utah.
Even worse? He documented his actions on social media. That will often lead to you getting caught!
Teenager Busted For Allegedly Taping Fish To ATMs
According to ABC4, the Provo Police Department said there were roughly 13 instances where the 17-year old taped fish to ATMs and other objects. One video seems to show three trout taped to a police car.
The displays were shared on Instagram account “fish_bandit84.” The now viral account has quickly gained more than 52,000 followers and has been posting since August of 2023.
Now, the question is if that person did all of the fish jobs or if they are merely curating the content and pranks they’ve found and come across.
The bio for the Instagram account describes its content pretty clearly, “Live, laugh, tape fish on ATMS.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CviZ4QtOU-v/
According to ABC4, the teenager is now facing two charges of property damage, stemming from the cost of cleanup.
Police say the case was closed in December, but won’t speak further on the matter as the case is still being processed, per ABC4.
However, that’s not all! There’s also a TikTok account under the same name that shows fish being taped to ATMs and other objects. Those other objects include stuff like the back of a bathroom stall door. Great. As if bathrooms don’t already smell enough! That will certainly help.
On TikTok, the account has shared several videos with clever captions and content. For example, there’s one where they warn of “phishing” scams. Clever word play.
Then, there’s also appropriate fish for the appropriate location. Clearly, the individual is putting some serious thought into this. It’s not all just wilding out. Check out where he decided to place a Bass.
Thank you for all you’ve given the internet, Fish_bandit84! Check out a full report from Fox 13 News Utah on YouTube below!
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
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Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.