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Man Claims Jesus Gave Him Permission To Trespass

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No Trespassing (even if Jesus says it's cool) (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

Sometimes, you can have permission to do things others aren’t allowed to do. Maybe you have written permission to be in the hallway by a teacher. Perhaps your doctors wants you to stay home from work for a week. Or, maybe a higher power gave you permission to commit a crime. Well, that’s what happened to the man who claims Jesus gave him permission to trespass.

Carnel Gittens was arrested for trespassing on the grounds of an Ohio library. When he was caught, he told police that “a higher power allowed him” to trespass on the grounds just after 1am, according to The Smoking Gun.

Man Claims Jesus Gave Him Permission To Trespass

According to a police report, Gittens claims he “checked with Christ” before trespassing. However, police weren’t buying it, believe it or not. He was reportedly arrested outside of a library in Sandusky, Ohio. Sandusky is about an hour east of Cleveland. It’s best known for being the home of Cedar Point…or Callahan Auto. Depending on who you ask.

Turns out, it’s not his first time trespassing at that location. He had previously been busted two other times for trespassing there. According to The Smoking Gun, after being arrested in 2023, he told police he was, “from Canada and he has been wandering Ohio for the past year.”

They reached out to Jesus for a comment, but he was now unavailable. He did not return a request for a comment. If you’re going to need an alibi, make sure its one who will pick up when police need them to verify your story. That could have potentially saved Mr. Gittens from a lot of trouble. Maybe next time he’ll be there to answer the call. He’s a busy guy, I hear.

Check out his mugshot from Erie County Jail here.

Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 'Mugshots Of The Day' For 2023

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That’s right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak’s 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

Dave & Chuck The Freak In 2023

As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That’s a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don’t need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You’ll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We’ll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

  • What Is This Florida Man Covered In?

    Mugshot of the Day

    I do not know what this man is covered in. However, I know what it looks like he’s covered in. I hope I’m wrong.

    Check out the story here!

  • Serial Car Thief With “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Busted After High Speed Crash

    Mugshot of the Day

    Hey, at least he won’t regret his tattoo. It speak the truth. He might have some other things he needs to address, though.

    Check out the story here!

  • What Did Someone Do To Get Arrested At Rib City In Southwest Florida?

    Mugshot of the Day

    Not at Rib City!! Take your shenanigans elsewhere! Leave sweet beautiful BBQ alone!

    Check out the story here!

  • Florida Woman With Very Unique Hair Style Was Arrested for Drugs

    Mugshot of the Day

    She could have also appeared in Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Hot Or Not? A woman of many talents. A wig may be in her future.

    Check out the story here!

  • One Angry Canadian!

    Mugshot of the Day

    An angry Canadian? Those exist? Evidently so! Read more about this one of a kind Canadian.

    Check out the story here!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

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