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Would You Buy “Pee Stain” Jeans For $800?

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Would you wear jeans that looked like a pee stain? (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Would you buy “Pee Stain” jeans for $800? Sure, it’s a high price tag but it could end up getting you out of some pretty embarrassing situations!

This could be the latest fashion trend and it’s a bit of a head scratcher. Who are these for? Why so expensive? Let’s dive in.

Pee Stain Jeans Immediately Sell Out Online

These unique Jordanluca jeans are the talk of the internet and despite their appearance, they’re no accident. The jeans feature a dark stain in the crotch of the pants that make it looks as if the person wearing them has wet themselves. There’s no mistaking that stain. We’ve all seen it before.

Surprisingly, these jeans from the British-Italian menswear brand sold out online immediately, according to The New York Post! They were originally priced at $811 but were on sale for $608. I don’t think I’d be willing to spend that money on a crisp clean pair of jeans, let alone one that makes it look like I just peed my pants. The only time I could think of these being necessary is if I’m going somewhere where there’s a realistic and likely chance that I’m going to pee my pants. Otherwise, it doesn’t make sense.

The internet has dubbed it as “pee stain denim,” and the name fits. The unique jeans were originally debuted at Milan Fashion Week 2023. There are lots of unique jeans available on the market. There are skinny jeans, boyfriend jeans, bellbottom jeans, super big jeans, jeans with strange zippers, and more. However, this could be the most interesting pair I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly, they remind me of that sketch about pee stain pants in Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave sketch show.

The brand’s popularity is growing and will this help keep it going or will it bring things to a screeching halt? Only time will tell. What do you think?

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5 Of The Most Questionable Fashion Trends Of 2023

Sometimes, fashion just doesn’t make sense. I don’t choose what’s popular, I just have to go along with it. These are 5 of the most questionable fashion trends of 2023.

We were introduced to some strange fashion trends in 2023. Some other fashion trends from the past also made a comeback this year.

The Most Questionable Fashion Trends Of 2023

I am not a fashionable person. Love me some sweatpants and hoodies. However, if these items are what’s in style, then I think I’m perfectly find not being fashionable.

Some strange clothing items became popular in 2023 for a number of different reasons. You can blame TikTok, you can blame Taylor Swift, you can even blame nostalgia. Again, just don’t blame me.

I’ve gone through some photos and videos and have identified 5 questionable fashion trends from 2023. To me, these stood out as the strangest. However, there were much more popular trends that didn’t make the list. It’s hard when you stick to only five!

Some of the popular trends that didn’t make the list this year include Tabi shoes, Y2K, ballet flats, jean maxi skirts, and more, according to Huffpost. Tabi shoes were very polarizing in 2023. They’re a split-toed shoe inspired by traditional Japanese work shoes from the 15th century.

It seems like Y2K is popular every year, and this year was no exception. We saw cargo pants, metallic colors, oversized shades, and platform shoes make a big comeback in 2023.

Also, ballet flats were flat out everywhere in 2023. There were tons of options and choices available to buy. You could get them bedazzled, with a bow, silk, suede, corduroy, anything you could possibly want! Seems like they could also pair well with most outfits. It’s like the shoe equivalent of the little black dress.

Well, those items didn’t make the list of the 5 most questionable fashion trends of 2023. Here’s what did make the list.

  • No-Pants Trend

    Going without pants was big in 2023. Sort of reminds me of the trend in the 90s that was pointed out in Seinfeld where women were going without a shirt, only wearing their bra. I prefer to go out with my pants on.

  • Opera Gloves

    Opera gloves were a major fashion choice for celebrities on the red carpet this year. Thankfully, it’s just a red carpet thing and people didn’t start wearing long opera gloves to work. That would be a strange choice. However, for a formal event they look pretty good. Something sleek and sexy about them. Or is that just me?

  • Micro Bags

    You probably saw a few micro bags this year. Perhaps you even own one. I’m not judging. Everything is getting smaller, and that includes purses, evidently. The days of giant bags are behind us…until they come creeping back.

  • Fringe

    Fringe came back in fashion in 2023, thanks Harry Styles

    Harry Styles loves him some fringe (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for The Recording Academy )

    Thanks to celebrities like Harry Styles, fringe was huge this year. You had the funky futuristic fringe and the traditional western fringe in fashion. I don’t think I could pull it off, but it would be fun to have those dangling sleeves.

  • Friendship Bracelets

    Friends showing off friendship bracelets

    Friendship bracelets are popular again thanks to Taylor Swift (Photo by Natasha Moustache/Getty Images)

    Friendship bracelets were massive in 2023, and all fingers go towards Taylor Swift for that one. People bought them by the dozen for her concerts and movie. Even I have one. What am I doing??

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