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Why Did A Man Have To Get Part Of His Penis Amputated?

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Why Did A Man Have To Get Part Of His Penis Amputated? (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

What mistake did a guy make that led to him having to get part of his penis amputated? Too much pleasure can be a bad thing!

You do not want to make the same mistake he did. It appears that he got a bit too greedy and should have taken a break! Heads up: this story will get a bit graphic!

Why Did A Man Have To Get Part Of His Penis Amputated?

“Why did a man have to get part of his penis amputated?” is a tough sentence to read. There’s something about reading it that makes me hurt on the inside imagining this happening to me. No, thank you! It’s best we all learn from this mistake so it doesn’t happen to any of us. You never know!

According to Daily Mail, an unidentified American man had to have the head of his penis amputated after wearing an erection boosting sex ring for an entire day! Yeah, you’re not supposed to do that! Like I mentioned earlier, too much of a good thing can end up being a problem! Now, this guy is learning that the hard way. Daily Mail reports that medics had to peel away layers of dead tissue but they couldn’t save the tip–it’s a pretty important part! However, in what appears to be the first of its kind, the medic used part of the man’s thigh to rebuild parts of the 68-year-old’s member, per Daily Mail.

It sounds like the ring got stuck around his penis and he had to use pliers to remove it from himself, per Daily Mail. It didn’t help the problem that he waited a week after it happened to seek medical attention. They were able to give him a bit of assistance and sent him on his way but returned two weeks later when his entire penis had turned black and gangrenous, per Daily Mail. Talking about the issue, medics say that this happening is rare but would pose as a serious condition saying, “Penile strangulation from a constrictive ring is a urologic emergency that warrants immediate removal to prevent vascular compromise and subsequent necrosis, as well as acute urinary retention.”

Doctors reportedly warn against using rings made from hard materials such as metal because they lack elasticity. There are other materials you can choose from that may pose less of a risk to you and your privates.

SEE SOME PICTURES FROM DAILY MAIL HERE

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Celebrities Who Have Obviously Had Plastic Surgery

Hollywood is full of…very unique people. They live a life I don’t understand, nor do I have any interest in gaining a better understanding. However, on Dave & Chuck “The Freak,” we will still talk about Celebrity News. Typically, that news is different from what you’ll hear on the E! network. We prefer to poke fun at celebrities for all the things they do. For example, here are 5 celebrities who have obviously had plastic surgery.

We all want to look better. Well, except Chuck. He’s already as good looking as you can get. Unfortunately, these celebrities lack Chuck’s confidence. They definitely got plastic surgery to try to fix something, and it’s definitely clear to the naked eye.

5 Celebrities Who Have Obviously Had Plastic Surgery

Sometimes, a procedure may be necessary to improve health or to have a better standard of living. However, these examples don’t fall under that umbrella. I struggle to think of a time where a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) could save your life.

In Hollywood, there’s a pressure to stay beautiful and to look young. You know where else that’s a thing? Literally everywhere. Who doesn’t want to look better and appear young? Nobody wants to look older! Well, except for teens trying to get into a bar, or something. However, what we don’t all do is make drastic (and permanent) changes to ourselves in an effort to continue looking good. Instead, we the people turn to dieting and exercise. You know, things that are actually good for you!

Now, sometimes these procedures can be totally normal and fine. We’re not teasing anyone who has had plastic surgery or any sort of cosmetic procedure. A little Botox can go a long way! No, we’re focusing on the celebs who went way beyond what’s necessary. Like, these celebs could be featured on an episode of “Botched.”

What’s weird is when celebrities try to pretend or claim they didn’t have any plastic surgery, when it’s clearly obvious. Not only is it clear just by looking at them, but do they know the internet exists? We can see photos of you from last week, last year, 10 years ago, and more. You can’t hide from your past! Not with the internet the way it is.

Here are 5 celebs who have definitely gone under the knife (even if they claim they didn’t).

  • Khloé Kardashian

    Honestly, this whole list could have been members of that family. However, one stands above the rest. There was a while where every picture of her looked like a different person! She admitted to having “one nose job,” according to Us Magazine. Is the rest filters? More work? My eyes playing tricks on me? Who knows?

  • Janice Dickinson

    For a while, Janice Dickinson was the face of Celebrity Plastic Surgery. Many people can remember how difficult she was to deal with during her appearance on the show “Botched.” According to the US Sun, she’s admitted to having a boob job, face lift, tummy tuck, neck lift, and more. She’s been through a lot and I hope she’s able to come out on top!

  • Chrissy Teigen

    Chrissy Teigen has not been shy about the work she’s had done. In fact, it’s more like the opposite. She has been way too outgoing and open with all of it. She’s shared it all publicly, which I can appreciate because so many celebs deny ever having it when it’s clearly obvious. She’s admitted to having fat sucked out of her armpit, several boob jobs, and buccal fat removal. The buccal fat removal is a big trend recently that I can’t wrap my head around.

  • Courteney Cox

    Courteney Cox was looking very different than the Friend we knew. Turns out, this wasn’t some secret either. She knew it, and later acknowledged regret saying it was a waste of time. Her soft features were turned rigid and stiff from the procedures, and she looked very different. You could really see it in her cheeks.

  • Mickey Rourke

    Women aren’t the only ones who get plastic surgery! Plenty of male celebrities have, as well. Simon Cowell has had work done, per Hello Magazine. However, the first example that comes to mind is Mickey Rourke. He was so handsome! Now, very different. Again, he looks like a totally different person than what we were familiar with in his movies.

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