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What Was Inside Florida Woman’s Bag Labeled ‘Bag Of Drugs?’

What was found inside a Florida woman’s bag labeled “Bag Of Drugs?” In a surprising twist, said bag turned out to be a bag of drugs! You never would have…

Various bags of drugs. What Was Inside Florida Woman's Bag Labeled 'Bag Of Drugs?'

What Was Inside Florida Woman’s Bag Labeled ‘Bag Of Drugs?’ (Photo courtesy of U.S. Customs/Newsmakers)

Photo courtesy of U.S. Customs/Newsmakers

What was found inside a Florida woman's bag labeled "Bag Of Drugs?" In a surprising twist, said bag turned out to be a bag of drugs!

You never would have seen it coming. Maybe it was put there as a reminder? It could have also been an attempt to confuse law enforcement like, "no way would this bag labeled 'bag of drugs' contain drugs!" Yes, yes it did.

Bag Of Drugs Found Inside Woman's Bag Labeled 'Bag Of Drugs'

Sometimes, it seems like criminals make law enforcement's job a little too easy. Not like that's a bad thing! But it seems like criminals just aren't trying to hide their crimes like they used to back in the day.

According to The Smoking Gun, Lauren Riley was a passenger inside of a car that was pulled over after the driver was observed driving without a seatbelt. During that traffic stop, officers reportedly noticed Riley moving some items around on the vehicle's floorboard and spotted drug paraphernalia. That led to a search of the vehicle where officers found a bag inside Riley's pursed labeled "Bag Of Drugs," per The Smoking Gun. What was inside the bag? Exactly what you think. The bag was not lying about what it was. Not only did the bag have drugs including crack cocaine, powdered cocaine, crystal meth, Xanax pills, and other narcotics but also contained a needle, straws, a metal spoon, four glass pipes, and more baggies, per The Smoking Gun. It sounds like she probably didn't have to label the bag at all. It should have been pretty clear what was inside that bag. It sounds like it had to have been pretty full!

Now, she's facing several felony charges after the discovery along with a misdemeanor paraphernalia charge. You can see her mugshot below. It's not sure where she was arrested in the state of Florida or what county it was in. That information was not provided by The Smoking Gun but her mugshot was.

Lauren Riley mugshotFlorida Sheriff's Office

Lauren Riley mugshot (via Florida Sheriff's Office)

You can't do that! That was our latest story out of Florida heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak. If you're looking for more, you can see a long list of stories we've talked about straight out of the state of Florida below. These are some of the best Florida Man (and Florida Woman) stories we've shared on the show. It truly is madness!

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo

Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.