Pro Tip: Pilots Shouldn’t Snort Cocaine Off Of Topless Women
EasyJet's instructor (L) and airline pilots train in a flight simulator at the EasyJet's CAE center near the Milan Malpensa airport on September 18, 2023 in Lonate Pozzolo. EasyJet's pilots and crew members practice at the CAE center to improve safety and economic management of their flights. (Photo by GABRIEL BOUYS / AFP) (Photo by GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP via Getty Images)
A British Airways pilot has been fired and banned from flying ever again after a little bragging incident caught the concern of a flight attendant.
It seems that Mike Beaton thought the crew member he was boasting to would be amused over his tale of how he had “snorted cocaine off a topless woman before trying to fly a passenger plane back to London.”
The bragging came in the form of text messages…which can now also be called “evidence.”
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