Italian Pizza Guys Destroy Robber
A Couple Italian Pizza Guys Destroyed A Potential Robber
Committing a robbery anywhere in the world is a dangerous thing to do. Committing a robbery in Texas, that’s a whole different level of dangerous. Committing a robbery in Texas, at a pizza place owned by some Italian guys, that’s a death wish.
According to NY POST, an armed man named Richard Curtis entered a Marco’s Pizza in Austin, Texas with a note, looking to rob the place. What Curtis didn’t know is that these Italian guys don’t mess around. One of the employees reached cross the counter and put the robber in a headlock while another separated him from his gun.
Based on the mugshot of Richard Curtis, it would appear he got beaten up pretty bad. The pizza shop owners even asked him if he would rather die or go to prison. The say, “Don’t mess with Texas”, and you really shouldn’t mess with some Italian pizza shop owners in Texas either.
Chuck and Andy role play as the Italian guys working at the pizza shop. They almost seem excited to have an intruder and are champing at the bit to take him out. Upon reading the note, Chuck asks Andy if he “can do it”. When the robber flashes his gun, Chuck calls it “cute”. A rather spot-on impression of what probably actually happened during the altercation at the Texas Marco’s pizza.
We can’t help but notice the damage done to Richard Curtis in his mugshot photo. It appears that one of his eyebrows has been removed. Was it from the beating alone, or did these Italian guys rip his eyebrow off to teach him a lesson? We can’t be sure. But, what we do know is that Curtis took one hell of a ass-whooping.
Andy and Chuck’s Italian accents are some of my favorite that they do on a daily basis. One of my favorite Peep Shows is ‘Anxious Andy the Millennial Mobster‘. If you haven’t seen it, check it out. If you have, enjoy it again!
