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Naples Couple Busted Getting Busy On Public Pier

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A Naples Couple was busted getting busy on a public pier! (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

A Naples couple was busted getting busy on a public pier! However, her attempt to escape is what is catching attention on the internet.

“My motto’s always been ‘when it’s right, it’s right’ why wait until the moment of a cold dark night? When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day” Starland Vocal Band’s “Afternoon Delight” says it best. However, if this couple had waited until night maybe they wouldn’t be in trouble with the law! Here’s more on the story below.

Naples Couple Caught Having Sex On Pier

According to Daily Star, Alyssia Razo, 20, and her boyfriend Zadok Westfield, 23, were allegedly caught getting busy on a public pier in Naples, Florida on Monday afternoon. That’s right–afternoon! In the bright light of a Florida afternoon. Daily Star reports that to save embarrassment after being caught, Razo jumped into the water but was picked up by beach patrol once she washed back on shore.

The Naples Police Department says the Naples couple were still having sex on the pier when officers arrived after receiving several reports about a couple doing it behind the historic pier’s gate over Memorial Day Weekend, per Daily Star.

Unfortunately, the scene was witnessed by many bystanders including several children ages 7 to 15. Daily Star says the children were even asking questions about what the subjects were doing. Eek! That is not the way you want your children to learn about sex. That could definitely end up being traumatic!

The pair has been charged with trespassing and disturbing the peace and Razo was charged with resisting arrest without violence for her jump into the water, per Daily Star. You can check out the mugshots of the Naples couple below.

Alyssia Razo mugshot
via Collier County Jail
Alyssia Razo mugshot (via Collier County Jail)
Zadok Westfield mugshot
Collier County Jail
Zadok Westfield mugshot (via Collier County Jail)

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

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Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

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    Read more about this story here!

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